Document Shredding Enthusiast Mugs

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

The Origami Society...

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

The Affordable Shredder

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Shredder.

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

Houdini's infancy.

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

"Condense this down to a series of memes and we'll take another look at it."

It's not a rip in the space-time continuum, Ernie --- Just in the newspaper.

'Abandon Sheep.'

I type 90 words per minute and shred even faster!

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

Investment company offers free paper shredder.

Origami Pets

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

Just the usual, thanks.

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

'I love my shredder, they're great for bills, too.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

"Why are we shredding this stuff?"

The only guy left who's not online.

The Origami Club watched in silence, the town would mock them no longer...

'Cat Heaven.'

Origami For Beginners

Day In, Day Out.

"Having trouble with that paper shredder again, Barry?"