Electric Shredder Gifts

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Eric Clapton.

New music conference

"Shred the plank."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

The Affordable Shredder

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Johnny Winter.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

Shredder.

Houdini's infancy.

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

It's not a rip in the space-time continuum, Ernie --- Just in the newspaper.

Eddie Van Halen.

Musical Mestizo.

Bill Haley

"The food in your pantry may kill you, details tonight...on Eyewitness News!"

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

Rock on!

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'Cat Heaven.'

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

'Yes, this is actually a very bad time to call me...'

"Having trouble with that paper shredder again, Barry?"

Had it not been for Olympic sponsorship, Harold would have won the mens' downhill.