'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'
Guitar Shredder Gifts
Looking for a gift for a guitar shredder? Our collection features humorous and artistic items that capture their love for shredding strings. Perfect for musicians who live for solos and riffs. Whether it's for a practicing guitar hero or a seasoned pro, our products celebrate the quintessential guitar enthusiast with a creative twist. Elevate their passion with something as bold as their riffs and as fun as their solos.
'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'
Bill Haley
Guitars on assembly line getting smashed.
Rock on!
Johnny Winter.
"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."
He kept up his guitar practise...
Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition
"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."
Eric Clapton.
New music conference
'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'
The Affordable Shredder
"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."
"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."
Shredder.
Houdini's infancy.
'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'
"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."
Recycle Station for Confidential Files
"Condense this down to a series of memes and we'll take another look at it."
Tom Waits.
"The food in your pantry may kill you, details tonight...on Eyewitness News!"
It's not a rip in the space-time continuum, Ernie --- Just in the newspaper.
Musical Mestizo.
Eddie Van Halen.
Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar
"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."
'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'
'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'
"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."
'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'
'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'
'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'
Guitar Shredder Gifts Collection
Guitar Shredder Mugs
Explore our collection of guitar shredder mugs—perfect for any music lover who loves a good brew and a good shred.
Guitar Shredder Pillows
Find the perfect guitar shredder pillow—bring rock 'n' roll comfort and style to their favorite space.
Guitar Shredder Prints
Discover art prints that capture the essence of guitar shredding—great for decorating music rooms and creative spaces.
Guitar Shredder T-Shirts
Check out our guitar shredder t-shirts—ideal for showcasing their love for solos and shredding prowess on casual days.