Showbiz Shredder Gifts

He kept up his guitar practise...

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

New music conference

"Mum, I got the job!"

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

The Affordable Shredder

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Johnny Winter.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Magic Accident

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

'Can you do anything else?'

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Musical Mestizo.

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

'I've received celebrity status!'

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'