Showbiz Shredder Mugs

"The food in your pantry may kill you, details tonight...on Eyewitness News!"

He kept up his guitar practise...

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

New music conference

"Mum, I got the job!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

The Affordable Shredder

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Johnny Winter.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Shredder.

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Magic Accident

'Can you do anything else?'

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

'I've received celebrity status!'

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

Eddie Van Halen.

Musical Mestizo.

"Condense this down to a series of memes and we'll take another look at it."

Bill Haley

It's not a rip in the space-time continuum, Ernie --- Just in the newspaper.

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"