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Now THAT'S a New Year's Resolution!

Businesswoman Empowerment

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

"Help!"

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

Look out, here comes the old man

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Musician hurts his nose.

"The food in your pantry may kill you, details tonight...on Eyewitness News!"

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

Skeets Champion.

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

Women's day - place to work.

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

"What impertinence! You want to be paid as much as the men? Isn't it enough that you're treated as badly as your male colleagues?"

"Did we tell you? Debbie's going to be on 'Car Talk.'"

Warranty Void

I love badminton.

"How's your blogging going?"

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

"Stop bitching about Men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."

The Birth of Industrial Espionage. (A caveman peers over a small hill while another caveman smashes a smaller rock with a larger rock.)

"It says here that sixty percent of women prefer chocolate to sex."

End Gay Stereotyping Now!

"Good. Now punch in your password."