Hidden Shredder Mugs

He kept up his guitar practise...

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

The Affordable Shredder

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

Houdini's infancy.

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

'Who has the remote?'

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

I'm not avoiding you!

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

'Cat Heaven.'

"Having trouble with that paper shredder again, Barry?"

'When you've fixed the sink I'll tell you where I hid the remote.'

"It's my birthday,George, How about letting me hold the remote?"

"That's our paper shredder."

'I really miss ripping things to shreds.'

Man has a shredder as an outbox.

"I feel like we have so much in common!"