Hidden Shredder Pillows

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

He kept up his guitar practise...

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Eric Clapton.

The Affordable Shredder

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

Shredder.

Houdini's infancy.

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Eddie Van Halen.

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"The food in your pantry may kill you, details tonight...on Eyewitness News!"

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

'Who has the remote?'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

I'm not avoiding you!

DIVORCE COURT, 'What? -- You hid the remote during the SUPERBOWL!'

"We can also sell you another remote control to help you locate this model."

'Cat Heaven.'

"Having trouble with that paper shredder again, Barry?"

'When you've fixed the sink I'll tell you where I hid the remote.'

"That's our paper shredder."

"It's my birthday,George, How about letting me hold the remote?"

'I really miss ripping things to shreds.'

Man has a shredder as an outbox.