Nostalgic Shredder Pillows

'I really miss ripping things to shreds.'

ZZZZZZZ Top

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Large print rock'n'roll section

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Rock and Roll

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

The end of innocence

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

A. A. Milne

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

Gene Tierney caricature

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

Lawrence of Suburbia

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

We love the Rolling Stones...

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Man reads folk tales to his teddy bear.

Retro Kid.

Winnie Hits Pooberty

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."