Nostalgic Shredder T-Shirts

'I really miss ripping things to shreds.'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Large print rock'n'roll section

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Rock and Roll

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

The end of innocence

A. A. Milne

Gene Tierney caricature

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

Lawrence of Suburbia

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Man reads folk tales to his teddy bear.

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

Retro Kid.

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

"All those movie stars in the olden days, puffing away, where are they now, young man?"