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'These are my rookie cards.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Senior Jeopardy!

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

The Old Time Television Channel

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

Attic of hopes and dreams...

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

Crap others threw out

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Grumpy old merry men.

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"