Nostalgic Batter Pillows

'Like everything else I blame my ignorance of technology on the fact that I played baseball in the days before batting helmets.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Early Colour TV

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Senior Jeopardy!

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"It's running five minutes fast."

Holiday cottage

Old Spice

1950's.

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Inaction Figure

Boombox

Mark Gastineau

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving