Nostalgic Batter Gifts

'Like everything else I blame my ignorance of technology on the fact that I played baseball in the days before batting helmets.'

The Missing Sock Returns

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Early Colour TV

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Senior Jeopardy!

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Holiday cottage

Boombox

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

"It's running five minutes fast."

Inaction Figure

Mark Gastineau

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

1950's.

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Old Spice

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.