Paper Shredder Fan Pillows

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

In, out, shake it all about.

The Affordable Shredder

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

It's not a rip in the space-time continuum, Ernie --- Just in the newspaper.

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

"You're confusing me with someone else. I'm in Document Destruction and I just need to get to your shredder bin."

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

"I can't believe how wasteful Humans are: Look at the amount of food they've just thrown out..."

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

Recycling trays, 'IN'---'Back to 'IN'.

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'The bad news is - we're being sued... the good news is - they served the papers as origami.'

"You can keep asking, but I will not scratch your back!"

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."

"Sorry boys but you're not cut out for this man's Army!"

"I'm still righting wrongs. And you?

Procrastinators Anonymous

Scissors and pen

"That's our paper shredder."