Paperwork Shuffler Pillows

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Storm in the out tray

Interior design trends for parents....

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

In, out, shake it all about.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

InIn by-products.

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

In/Out Tray.

Whack, Out of Whack.

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir