Paperwork Shuffler Gifts

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Interior design trends for parents....

Storm in the out tray

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

InIn by-products.

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

Whack, Out of Whack.

In/Out Tray.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir