Shelf Shuffler Gifts

American History/Poetry/Biography.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Interior design trends for parents....

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Jobs for graduates

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

"There's probably room for one more."

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"How do you spell time management?"

A cat composer

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

'Ok, the cat's away. Time to play.'

"Poor chap has just discovered his daughter has got in to medical school!"

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"This one starts the day here and usually finishes the day up here."

The 'Time Management' consultant rang to say she double booked and she's going to be late!"

Hard to reach books.

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

Flexitime.

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

Jobs-a-plenty (grocery store sacker/shelf stacker).

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.

'Frankly I'm disappointed in your commitment to late night shelf stacking.'

"Shuffle Mode"

Magic Trick

Watch that always reads: 'Later'.

"I'm still righting wrongs. And you?