Paper Shuffle Fan Gifts

In, out, shake it all about.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Main Types of Cheese

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

Pirate Artist

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

Let the good times roll.

Recycling trays, 'IN'---'Back to 'IN'.

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

'The bad news is - we're being sued... the good news is - they served the papers as origami.'

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."

"I'm fairly sure you're supposed to take them off first."

"Sorry boys but you're not cut out for this man's Army!"

A Painters Preparations

'So you've been on the organ waiting list for sixth months. Big deal - I waited three hours just for a tee time this morning.'

"I'm still righting wrongs. And you?

'Eenie,meeni,mini,mo...'

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

Procrastinators Anonymous

Scissors and pen