Paper Shuffle Fan Gifts

In, out, shake it all about.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Main Types of Cheese

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'You like my in-tray full, don't you?'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Pirate Artist

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

"It's a 300 page government questionnaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

Let the good times roll.

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

Recycling trays, 'IN'---'Back to 'IN'.

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

'The bad news is - we're being sued... the good news is - they served the papers as origami.'

"I'm fairly sure you're supposed to take them off first."

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."

A Painters Preparations

"Sorry boys but you're not cut out for this man's Army!"

'So you've been on the organ waiting list for sixth months. Big deal - I waited three hours just for a tee time this morning.'

"I'm still righting wrongs. And you?

Procrastinators Anonymous

Scissors and pen

'Eenie,meeni,mini,mo...'

The wrong suit