Shredder Enthusiast Gifts

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"Having trouble with that paper shredder again, Barry?"

Man has a shredder as an outbox.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Eric Clapton.

New music conference

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

The Affordable Shredder

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Shredder.

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Musical Mestizo.

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

"The food in your pantry may kill you, details tonight...on Eyewitness News!"

Dog House and Man Den.

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

It's not a rip in the space-time continuum, Ernie --- Just in the newspaper.

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

'Abandon Sheep.'

Shoveling Snow

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

Just the usual, thanks.

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'