Snowboard Shredders Gifts

"I feel like we have so much in common!"

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Tommy!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Snowman

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Eric Clapton.

New music conference

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"Shred the plank."

The Affordable Shredder

Skiing

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Snowboarding downhill.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Johnny Winter.

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'It is too snowing!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

Snow is falling...