Slope Shredder Gifts

'Yes, this is actually a very bad time to call me...'

Had it not been for Olympic sponsorship, Harold would have won the mens' downhill.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Eric Clapton.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"Shred the plank."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiing Accidents.

Winter Roadwork...

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Border Guard

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

And now bring the girls!

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

'You sure you've done this before?'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'Watch out!'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

Ski slopes with intimidating names.

Experts only

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

Learning to Ski.

Salesman Drawing on Sales Chart

"I am snowploughing!"