Slope Shredder Mugs

'Yes, this is actually a very bad time to call me...'

Had it not been for Olympic sponsorship, Harold would have won the mens' downhill.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"Shred the plank."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiing Accidents.

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Winter Roadwork...

And now bring the girls!

Border Guard

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Watch out!'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Hitchhiking skier

Ski Slope

Colorado skier

Salesman Drawing on Sales Chart

Learning to Ski.

Experts only

"I am snowploughing!"

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?

'Olympics? No, there's an emergency evacuation of this area.'