Chill Slope Shredder Gifts

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Ice fisher.

New music conference

Eric Clapton.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Shred the plank."

Skiing

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Problem Solving

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Coffee

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Hippie Edibles Co.

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

The Tropical Seminar on Work Stress Reduction was beginning to kick in.

Relaxation Technique

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"What are we doing today?"

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

The Chameleon Spa

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

On the Seventh Day

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

"How do you stay so calm?"

'Relaxing with accupressure is easy. Press here, here, here and here, and order take-out.'