Slope Slackers Gifts

Border Guard

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiing Accidents.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

And now bring the girls!

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

Hitchhiking skier

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Colorado skier

Ski Slope

While you were in

Salesman Drawing on Sales Chart

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

Non-voters: the first projected losers

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

"I am snowploughing!"

"He says this is the future. I say he's nuts."

Learning to Ski.

The first projected loser: non-voters.

Throwing snails into next door's garden