Slope Surfer Gifts

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'First of all, relax.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Snowboarding downhill.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Your wave.'

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiing Accidents.

"My turn."

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Moving Van.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

Winter Roadwork...

Surfer's commute

And now bring the girls!

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

Border Guard

Bulletin at Malibu

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

Capitalism trying to ride the waves.

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

Penguins surfing