Slope Jumper Gifts

Skiing Race

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Snowboarding downhill.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Ski kicker.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

Skiing Accidents.

Winter Roadwork...

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

And now bring the girls!

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"O.K., you could have been great. Now get off the bar."

'You sure you've done this before?'

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

'Where is Wally?'

Hitchhiking skier

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

'I feel like a right idiot in this jumper.'

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.