Ski Jumper Gifts

"Beware the slippery slope, young man."

"O.K., you could have been great. Now get off the bar."

Death in the audience

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Happy Hour

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Ski lift mobile

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'First of all, relax.'

Skiing

Sisyphus visits Stowe

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Skier and his dog.

'Fine. And you?'

Clown Skis.

Bunny Hill

Snowboarding downhill.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'