Water Jumper Gifts

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fish hunting for men.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

The Perfect Cannonball

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Wrong leadership.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Fishing.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"