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The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fish hunting for men.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

The Perfect Cannonball

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Wrong leadership.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Fishing.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.