Line Jumper T-Shirts

"We'll swop at half time."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Harvey Smith.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

Stand in the Q.

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

'Back in Texas we call this Line Dancing.'

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

"I had to eat a couple of people ahead of me in line, but, yep, I got the last chess set."

Cowboy

Square Dancing

'I understand the Press are already calling it 'The Great Line-Dance Massacre'...'

'Ouch! Someone lost a fence in their blind spot in the middle of a jump I reckon!'

Dance showdowns of the Old West.

'I guess that's what you would call a square dance caller collar.'

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'