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'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

Geeks and their dogs.

Trout Game

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'Bone appetit!'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

At the school of ventriloquism.

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Ventriloquist and dummies.

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Before Pillows.

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

The man who could throw his voice.

Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.

"You realize they won't know the difference."

Leek club darts match.

"We'll swop at half time."

Square Dancing

The Sequels

Cowboy

'I understand the Press are already calling it 'The Great Line-Dance Massacre'...'