Line-crosser T-Shirts

Walketh Not on Grass Thou Sluggard.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Collies Without Borders

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Defensive Lineman

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

The Evolution of fish

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

"We'll swop at half time."

"I guess we've crossed into Germany by accident."

"Yeah. Well... Who crossed the road first?"

A Mystery Solved

Bank hiding behind a curtain.

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

Philosophy trespassers will be...

Another reason chickens cross the road: 'It's supposed to be good for the gizzard!'

Entering Big Bucks County

101 uses of a dead cat: line painter

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

"Hi. I'm the bridge you said you'd cross when you came it."

Please take a number if it'll make you feel any better.

"When is an IT consultant like a plumber?"