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"Hi. I'm the bridge you said you'd cross when you came it."

Collies Without Borders

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Crossing Borders

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

Couple in bed reading guide-books

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"I cross therefore I am."

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

'Farnsworth, this isn't what I meant when I asked you to draft bridge plans.'

Games on a train.

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

'The Morning after the bridge night before.'

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

"What the hell is a jack?"

"Oh, thank heavens!! A fourth!"

'The bridge club is ready to start, dear.'

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

Giraffe Bridge

Although adept at a great many other games, Muriel never quite got the hang of playing 'north' when invited over for bridge.

"I guess this is as good as it gets."

'For Heaven's sake Gerald, we all lead in the wrong suit some evenings.'

Another tense night of contract bridge ahead.

"No, Bob, you can't move all-in...we're playing Bridge!"

'Why does there have to be a reason?'