Line-crosser Pillows

Walketh Not on Grass Thou Sluggard.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Collies Without Borders

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

So, what brings you two here today? Amanda Kern. Comics counseling.

Crossing Borders

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Defensive Lineman

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

A giant crowd, both in line for coffee and airport security.

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

"I'm sensing that you have a job that carries a great amount of power."

The Evolution of fish

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

"We'll swop at half time."

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

"The food was awful, but we got right in."

"Yeah. Well... Who crossed the road first?"

A Mystery Solved

"I guess we've crossed into Germany by accident."

Bank hiding behind a curtain.

'I like being last in line. That way, I'm the last fool to part with his money.'

Philosophy trespassers will be...

Another reason chickens cross the road: 'It's supposed to be good for the gizzard!'

Entering Big Bucks County

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

101 uses of a dead cat: line painter

"Hi. I'm the bridge you said you'd cross when you came it."

"When is an IT consultant like a plumber?"