Border Crossers Pillows

Entering Big Bucks County

Collies Without Borders

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

Europe and immigration.

Viva Belarus!

"It's marzipan pigs."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

Frontex

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

Passport Photo

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

"Suspected illegal alien."

"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."

US Asylum

Land's End

Last Customs Post Before the Border

"Maximum quarantine protocol."

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

Europe

U.S. Customs.

Something To Declare. - "Air safety is a problem and our food is overpriced..."

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."