Border Hoppers Pillows

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

Borders Without Doctors.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Collies Without Borders

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Crossing Borders

The End of the Worker Bees

Fresh Lobster

You are not here.

'We're all gonna have lovely hangovers in the morning!'

"No no, you haven't inadvertently crossed into Canada, it's me who's on vacation in the USA..."

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

BBQ Today All Welcome

"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."

Land's End

"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

"You're in the wrong place, pal! This is a crow bar!"

"Sorry, I don't date older men."

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

Vegetables at a bar with vegetable bathroom signs in the background.

'You know, I'm very attracted to you.'

Welcome to Europe

Shingles Bar.

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

"I only come in here to let off a little steam."

"I guess we've crossed into Germany by accident."

Flight attendants' night out.