Border Crossers Prints

Entering Big Bucks County

Collies Without Borders

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

Europe and immigration.

Viva Belarus!

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"It's marzipan pigs."

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Crossing Borders

Frontex

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

Passport Photo

"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."

US Asylum

"Maximum quarantine protocol."

Europe

"Suspected illegal alien."

Muslim Screening Test

Last Customs Post Before the Border

Land's End

U.S. Customs.