Cross-border Explorer Prints

"Have you heard about the new Medicare Drug Plan called Plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Collies Without Borders

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

EU and India partnership.

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"We should get out to the country more often."

Go ahead and dissect me

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Crossing Borders

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'...Or not.'

Hiker's right of way.

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"This is Sally Whitgart on TV -- We now switch you to Bart Fribledale on the Internet...."

"Spectrometer! Spectrometer!..."

Fighting Coronavirus

"You studied something to do with the environment... Do you have a job now?"

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

'Our company is finally doing business with China.'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

'I know I've been hard on you at times, pushed you when you were tired, studied you, probed you, but it was all in the interest of science.'

"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."