Line Juggler T-Shirts

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Work/Life Balance

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Moving in

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

The Communicator

Overworked

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Children.

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

A Man mixing up his sports.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

Mountain climber error.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Woman holding two phones together.

"Gotta go."

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Multitasking.

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'We didn't expect you this early!'