Line Juggler Prints

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Work/Life Balance

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Moving in

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

Overworked

The Communicator

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Children.

"I've learned to compartmentalize my stress."

A Man mixing up his sports.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

'Life isn't all about the money.It's all about the little people you step on along the way.'

Woman holding two phones together.

Mountain climber error.

"After working through my vacation, my sick days, and my commute, I'm going into work for some well-deserved down time."

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

"Mommy want you to have everything she had when she was growing up."

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

Multitasking.

Yes, I can multi-task.

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

"Gotta go."

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'