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"I see you've got your own buoyancy aids..."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Swimming Prankster

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Wrong leadership.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"That's the deep end."

Save the river.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"FISH ON"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Ski Surfing

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Diver