Whimsical Water Warrior T-Shirts

Toilet water

Bitchbark Canoe

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fish hunting for men.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Happy holidays for kids.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'You can't come in here with that.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Wrong leadership.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'