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"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Swimming Prankster

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Guide fish.

A pony throws its rider.

Shark Chum

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Fish Farm.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Hooks R Us.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"My trun!!"

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'