Water Jump Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Wine taster with mineral water

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Extra Long-jump

"That's the deep end."

Walking the Plank.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

When Seniors Fly

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

It's over the hurdle not under...

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

"I'll stop saying 'Hold that thought' if you'll stop talking until we're over the top."

Man and TV

'I'll just go and stick this above the surface - it'll clear the place in no time!' (Neptune with shark fin on end of trident)

"Take us up young man, we've got a good grip."

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

S**t Creek Raft Rentals: "Sorry, dude, we're out of paddles."

Well he said 'it was as easy as falling off a log'.