Water Jump Enthusiasts Prints

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Getting the hang of it?"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Wine taster with mineral water

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Extra Long-jump

"That's the deep end."

Walking the Plank.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

When Seniors Fly

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'Wait until we reach the shore. You're portaging too soon.'

It's over the hurdle not under...

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

"I'll stop saying 'Hold that thought' if you'll stop talking until we're over the top."

Man and TV

A competitive rower thinking 'Crap'.

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'I'll just go and stick this above the surface - it'll clear the place in no time!' (Neptune with shark fin on end of trident)

Frankly, I wish our intelligence was compared to another species.

"Take us up young man, we've got a good grip."

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."