Jumping Enthusiast Gifts

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

It's over the hurdle not under...

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"Sorry, guys, but we'll have to take back your medals. We got feet and meters mixed up."

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

Soft Landings

Careless Runner, jumping in a hole.

Kangaroo and jumping beans.

'Ouch! Someone lost a fence in their blind spot in the middle of a jump I reckon!'

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Giraffe Portrait

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Extra Long-jump

No juggling allowed.

Health

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Are we having fun yet?'

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

'Mother will catch you!'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."