Hoop-jumping Enthusiast Gifts

'Why we ever took him to see those porpoises. . .'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Rap music

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Giraffe Portrait

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Puppy.

Extra Long-jump

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

Gangsta wrap.

'Mother will catch you!'

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Hip hop Santa.

Projection

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Crunk

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Let go of the pole!'

'Have you got any hip-op?'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Still hip, but not much hop.