Hoop-jumping Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Why we ever took him to see those porpoises. . .'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Rap music

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Giraffe Portrait

Puppy.

Extra Long-jump

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gangsta wrap.

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Hip hop Santa.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

'Mother will catch you!'

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

Crunk

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Let go of the pole!'

'Have you got any hip-op?'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Still hip, but not much hop.