Hoops Enthusiast Gifts

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'Players treat me with a lot more respect since they found out I'm a retired colonel.'

Basketball

'You're right, Mom. It was a bad call.'

Headball!

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'First I was a 'phenom.' Then I was 'blue chip'...'

"Good game."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Playing pig

Why moms make bad refs.

I love Basketball.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Puppy.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Basketball.

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'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Kobe Bryant

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

Game In A Can.

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'