Jump Enthusiast Gifts

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Giraffe Portrait

Extra Long-jump

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

'Mother will catch you!'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Skipping girl.

"Another successful year!"

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

'Let go of the pole!'

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'Is it labor day already?'

It's over the hurdle not under...

Trampoline

Man and TV

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

Business Slides.

Freudian slide

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

Good job we were still plugged in!

"O.K. guys, I gotta bounce."

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

Glissando!