Jump Enthusiast Gifts

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Giraffe Portrait

Extra Long-jump

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Mother will catch you!'

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

"Another successful year!"

Skipping girl.

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'Let go of the pole!'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'Is it labor day already?'

It's over the hurdle not under...

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

Trampoline

Business Slides.

Man and TV

Freudian slide

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'

Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Glissando!